There is no better way to start the New Year than with a laugh.Rather than just writing Happy New Year in your messages,you can write some funny new year messages.Here are the list of funny new year quotes and messages so that you can wish your loved ones in a funny way.
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Funny and Humorous New Year SMS Messages:
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!
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“Take care how you meet and greet with people this New Year since broken spirits have no available spare parts!”
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I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year!
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You will be a little bit older, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser. Happy New Year!
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When I thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year, I gave up thinking. —- You know it’s time for a New Year’s resolution to lose weigh.
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May each and every day of yours be renewed with lots of happiness and love. Happy New Year.
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Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
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I’ve been waiting 365 days to say “happy new year” since I had so much fun saying it last year. Happy New Year, friend.
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Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn’t it, of a long line of proven criminals?
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“New Year Resolution: tolerate friends and family with extreme care even when they burn down your privacy!”
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“New Year gives you the option all over to again to view the glass in either perspective – half full or half empty.”
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“Wish New Year was every man’s birthday when people can wipe out all the unwanted and start afresh.”
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“May this New Year be so prosperous that you always extend your hand to greet friends and never to ask for aid.”
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“May the New Year give you a clean chit to keep you far away from misers and doctors.”
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“May your New Year show you the shapeliest reflection in the mirror – so jog to the gym every day!”
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“Deck up for the New Year in a brand new avatar so that you become neighbors’ envy and owner’s pride."
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